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Ah, the weekend has come and gone. I wrestled in Milledgeville against Matt Black. Here's something you may not know about Matt: he hits hard! Anyhoo, I successfully defended the GIWA title against him with a pinfall victory. Here's a PIMP FACT for ya: did you know Matt was my tag team partner in my debut match three years ago? Yep. Small world.

Next, I made my debut in the hottest new fed in Georgia - Rampage Pro Wrestling. I took on a fella by the name of Cru Jones. I put up a decent fight, but I came up short against the "All-Star". Hopefully, they will have me back. Great locker room. Great venue. Great fed.

Here is a dieting tip for you. While it is cool to eat fibrous foods, never eat a day's worth of brocolli. Oh, sure, it's nutritious. It's delicious. However, you may want to consider a career in the brass section of an orchestra if you choose to do so. You will be playing the butt trumpet and hitting every funky note ever conceived. BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

If XM Satellite Radio is so freakin good, why is it that when I am working out at the gym I have to be attacked by songs like "Baby, Baby" by Amy Grant or "Weather With You" by Crowded House? Why is it that after a month, I know the Crowded House song?! Please Lord, why has thou forsaken me....