Velvet's philosophical nugget of joy

I was reading FIGHT! Magazine the other day and saw an interview with Frank Mir. Everyone wonders why he doesn't smile a whole lot. That dude is rather cerebral. One of the things he talks about is the abyss (not the wrestler). I don't know the exact definition of an abyss, but it is something like a chasm or a bottomless pit.

Anyway, he relates each person to an abyss. He also states how a person must dig deep within themselves to pull out what the truly desire. His desire - of course - is to be the best fighter there is. But it got me thinking.....

Every wonder why certain wrestlers will never be more than out of shape windbags? It is because they won't stare into the abyss. Peep what I'm saying. When you look deep inside of yourself (well), you may find things that you may like (alright) and things that you don't want to see (ok, now.). In order for you to make that change-ah, you must be willing-ah to accept.... (pause) ... ....that which you don't want to.

Can I get witness up in here? (PREACH ON PREACHER!!!)

You have to look into the abyss-ah and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull out the person you know you can become-ah. You have got to get past-ah your faults-ah and shortcomings-ah and be honest with yourself-ah. Y'all don't hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... (go 'head, Pastor!!)

Then and only then will you be able... ...let the chuuch say able (ABLE!!!) to be all that you can be-ah. You must move past all the bad-ah that you are to move toward the good you can become-ah!!! Let the chuuch say amen (AMEN!!!).

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The doors of the chuuch are now open. On your way up, please make your quad-weekly offering to the chuuch's BUILDING FUND. Please come forward while the blood is running warm. Choir, pleaase bless us with a good comforting song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dbqIGmhjA

That was lovely, so lovely. Amen, amen...